Hello,

Good evening dear reader,
Of course I can only assume that it is evening where you currently reside. That is one of the draw backs to this blog, I can not instantaneously view you and see where you are at. Though the technology exists I have neither the time nor the patience to install said technology onto the computer I am currently using.

If you are reading this I am assuming 4 things: 1: You are currently working at a job that you do not really care for and are looking for some entertainment to get you through another day without committing Japanese ritual suicide. 2: You are currently at home searching online blogs for either wisdom or a break from the energy draining, soul sucking situation you call life you currently find yourself in. 3: You are currently in either of the previously mentioned circumstances and you stumbled upon this blog while searching for pornography. 4: You are either a friend or family member that upon my begging finally decided to see what all the hyperbole was about. And if you are currently in the 4th situation I sincerely apologize for the content you will view.

Now you may ask yourself who is this Anthony and what does he write about? Well, to answer your first question kind reader please read on. My name is Anthony. I am not using a pseudonym. I was born on February 29th, in the year of our lord 1984. I was born to Rodney and Susan who raised my siblings and I in Fairfield, CA. As most middle class white males I enjoy all sports, hanging out with my friends, and mainly having a good time. At age 18 I joined the Army and spent the next 3 years learning important things that would prove invaluable later in life. Such as; how to lie with a straight face about why I didn't polish my boots properly. how to run 5 miles while being hungover from the night before, and how to distract the ugly girl while the rest of my friends hit on her much better looking friends at the bar. After I was discharged from the Army I moved back to Fairfield and lived the next 4 years of my life in quiet harmony. After which the Army decided that I needed one more year in Iraq to make sure that I wasn't a quitter. And that is where you currently find me; in Iraq typing on my roommate's laptop dreaming of the time to go home.

At this time you may be saying to yourself "that is well good and all but he has forgotten my second question." And to that I must aplogize for I can be fairly long winded. The content that you will find posted on this blog will vary a great deal. From subjects such as "The greatest first round draft busts in Oakland Raiders history" to "The top 10 most badass actors in cinema" to "Why I love 4 Year Strong." To say that this will be a cornicopia of topics will be an understatement. I hope that you enjoy my blog and that you tell your friends.
Now that you have all this knowledge you are now ready to start perusing my blog. And for that I say hello, and good evening.

Anthony